Book I of The Mocklore Chronicles. Kassa Daggersharp has just heard her Dad's dead and she's heir to a treasure trove from the famous Splashdance pirate ship. But...in true pirate fashion... the last will and testament of vicious Bigbeard Daggersharp doesn't actually say where the silver hoard is. And to add to Kassa's woes everyone - from legendary pin-up boy Aragon Silversword to Emperor Lady Talle - seems to be after the silver for themselves. Here is a hilarious race for treasure with pirates, politics, treasure, traitors, adventures, magical mysteries, nearly-true love and everything in between.