Available in six colours. Because your brain has multiple personalities and they all deserve an aesthetic. This is the Productive As Fuck journal, for when you want your life to look spiritually together, even if you are writing “buy more oat milk, you clown” on every page.

Whether you are outlining your evil empire, scribbling the next great novel, mapping your descent into chaos, or just pretending to be mysterious in a café. If it goes in this notebook, it counts as productivity. That is still the law.

80 matte, natural-textured pages. Minimal. Hot. Here to romanticize your delusions and quietly co-sign your ambitions.

One notebook. Infinite audacity.

Size: 8 x 5.5 inches
Binding: Adhesive
Pages: 80

INSIDE PAGE OPTIONS
• BLANK — A lawless void. Best for doodlers, artists, chaotic thinkers, secret geniuses.
• WIDE-RULED — Lined, classic, familiar. Great for journaling, lists, reflection, or writing “dear diary he is literally so dumb.”
• GRID — For architects, engineers, Virgos, and people who draw floor plans for fun. Symmetry is a love language.

Designed and printed in Canada.